Jokes about WordPress

Wrote some jokes about WordPress yesterday.

WordPress walks into a bar followed by 300 plugins.
The bartender asks “What can I get you, folks?”
WordPress says “Can I have an allowed memory size of 67108864 bytes exhausted”


The REST, AJAX and XML-RPC APIs are on a crashing plane.
There are only two parachutes.
The pilot is a WordPress developer and hops off with both, yelling: “I’ll just hook into init in functions.php, suckers!”


An action and filter walk into a bar. The bartender asks “What can I get you, boys?”
The filter says “I’ll have a pint of unfiltered”, chugs it down and immediately throws up.
The action obliterates the bar using globals and weak references, and has the right to remain silent.

Send your jokes in the comments below, let’s have some fun.